Step right up and TOUCH Slytherin's Pride! open like a book

Elv walked through the hallway and saw people raising hands. "What's going on there?" she asked herself and walked there to see more. She saw Christy and Selwyn there. And people raising hands and bidding money. "Hey there Champions!! Are you opening an auction here??" she asked curiously. "What is it?? Pics or something?" she smiled.

Selwyn beamed and slid down the bannister to land on the floor of the Entrance Hall.

"Elv, my sweet! It is an auction of me. I'm like liquid luck, you see. Though, you needn't pay a thing for the privilage."

He leaned in to kiss her on the cheek then slid an arm around her waist and turned back to the rest of the crowd.

"We're up to two galleons! Two galleons to touch the Slytherin Champion!"

Elv stood there in the crowd watching Selwyn slid down. Elv laughed. "Liquid luck, huh... I bet you are..." she said and blushed when Selwyn kissed her cheek. Elv still wondering why people kept bidding their money. Elv rolled her eyes and laughed cheerfully when Selwyn mentioned what they are bidding for. "Touch Slytherin Champion?? They pay for touching you??" she asked while laughing. Elv wiped away her tears.

Ne'Os walked down the hallway he looked like a human for once he stopped hearing Selwyn charging money to touch him "Selwyn what are you doing?" he asked.

Aden was just baffled by the whole ordeal that was taking place, but he had to put a stop to it. Two things to do first shoot down his ego, and second shut him an his auction the heck up. "Well Swelyn you implied that it his hard to beat some one that doesn't know a lick of magic, but has a nice wand. Haha your funny, and nick has disappeared of course you won, Now i will pay you 10 galleons to stop this charade and go clean yourself up. Also elv, really some one like him..."

Selwyn spread his arms in innocence at Ne'os' question.

"I'm merely giving the people what they want," he answered the creepy spooky vampire man. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to defend my girlfriend's honour."

With this he walked over to the seventh year Gryffindor, and would have loomed over him, except it was so damn hard to loom over someone who was feet taller than you. Instead, Selwyn turned on his charm. The chances of it working on another guy were slim to none, especially since Aden was likely straight, but Selwyn figured he probably needed every advantage he could get.

"Look, mate," he began in a tone that made it clear that whomever's mate Aden was, he certainly wasn't Selwyn's, "if Elvaleryn wants to go round with me, that's her business. Or, maybe, it's her family's business, but I haven't heard Professor Delacour objecting. It's not your business, so eff off before your arse ends up somewhere anatomically incorrect."

"Selwyn you cant talk to a prefect like that they can give detentions" he said "wich i think you deserve personally something to bring that ego you have down a bit."

The eyebrow Selwyn raised as he inclined his head in Ne'os' direction would have warmed the heart of any pureblood extremist.

"Being confident isn't against school rules," he rallied. "I'd love to see him try to justify that to a teacher. 'Oh, well I thought he had a big ego so I decided to take points'? Somehow, I can't see it working.

"Besides, you're in my house. You're supposed to be on my side."

"yes but i'm head boy so i'm not on anyones side. And theres being confident and then stealing money which is exactly what your doing i think you should return the money to the students" he said.

Clearly, Ne'os had a different definition of stealing than, well, the entire country.

"I didn't take any money," Selwyn pointed out. "And you can't force people to not give their own belongings away. I bet you're against charity, too."

Selwyn's eyes narrowed, and a cheeky grin stole across his face.

"Maybe you should give that wand back. Everyone knows it's not yours."





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