Shipper On Deck

Does it need your seal of approval? It had Sam and Mines i think that was good enough. :/

Ne'os, you need to stop being so defensive about everything. Try re reading what I wrote. Nobody's arguing that your characters had a relationship, I just said the reason you're not really recognised as a "ship" is because a lot of us think glorifying statutory rape is gross.

I think for any ship to be an actual "ship" it only needs the approval of one person, really, since they are just the creative opinions of someone. It doesn't matter if 50 people hated a ship, if there was still one person who liked it, it counted for something.

And Chase isn't online right now, but I know she thought that was a great pairing. I wasn't around for that, I don't think =(

hear hear Jackles.. hear hear.

I definitely am a Vito/Jack shipper forever!

oh and Ne'Os/ Sam was an awesome one too, as an edit!

Are we fighting children? ENOUGH! Quit while you're ahead or you'll all have to squeeze onto the naughty step. Are we clear!? Good. Thank you.

Shipping is fun
It's a brilliant excuse to stalk threads and characters in general. I think the next episode should be a Khaat/Vincent one.

Next is Sam and Ne'os, if only because it's one of the bizarre and interesting pairings I've seen...and yet is still a heterosexual relationship. Seriously, crack ships between a child and an inanimate object make more sense than this.

But that's half the fun, so who really cares?

Anyway, next is definitely Sam and Ne'os, though then I'm putting it up for a vote. Expect a Khaat/Vincent episode at some point though. Sandra is coming for you.

Yes Jack, but what we're saying is that while it may be a ship, it's not a big one, people don't particularly notice or care for it, and we don't talk about Darevra much because both characters haven't been active of late, which is a shame, but they were the focus of the site at one point.

*A red curtain is quickly drawn back, revealing a large red sofa. Two people sit on the sofa, one a small, young blonde boy in a casual suit. The other is an older woman, also blonde, who wears a stylish black dress. A tattoo can be seen on her left arm. They both smile and wave to the camera*

KEITH: Hey folks. I'm Keith.
SANDRA: And I'm Sandra. And this is-
BOTH: SHIPPER ON DECK!

*A brief montage of pictures play, mostly Keith and Sandra laughing. In the final picture, Keith lounges on top of a giant heart with an arrow through it while Sandra finishes Spray painting the words Shipper on Deck in the middle. The both pose and smile towards the camera*

SANDRA: In the last episode, we went over the basics of shipping and introduced you to PAs oldest ship: Darevra.
KEITH: You guys had some stuff to say, let me tell you that. So starting this episode, we're going to be answering fan mail! This first one is from Andrew T. What does Andrew have to say?

xD it [The show] is very nice, but Andrew and Chase are now dominating the scene Darren has been gone for who knows long xD

SANDRA: Well Andrew, we understand your point. Darevra is an old, relatively docked ship. And as we all know, relationships march on.
KEITH: But for our first show, we wanted to do something special. We wanted to honor the older ships, and while it may have run the risk of confusing or annoying a few of the younger members...
SANDRA: Well then that's a risk we're going to take. Fear not though, after we wade through the classics we'll be sure to hit up on the happening *Cups hands around mouth as if telling a secret) and even the up-and-coming ships.
KEITH: Our next letter comes from Caelani B.

The reason Ne'os and Sam are not really recognised as a "ship" is because a lot of us think glorifying statutory rape is gross.

*Keith bursts out laughing. Sandra rolls her eyes*
SANDRA: Believe me Caelani, we know were you're coming from. But as a wise letter mentioned, a ship can be a ship with only one person rooting for it.
KEITH: Exactly. Something about an artistic expression, or another funky term.
SANDRA: How else could a pokemon ship exist between Misty's finger and Brock's ear? I mean, who actually supports that?
KEITH: They're meant to be together dammit!

SANDRA: Well, that concludes today's letter segment. We'll be right back after a few commercials.

*Commercials play. One is for Applebees. The other is promoting Brady Bunch replays on TV land. Everyone boos*

*The screen fades back in, but not to Keith and Sandra. Instead, a clip from the movie Twilight is playing. Edward Cullen and Bella Swan are dancing slowly. Cheesy dialogue ensues. The studio audience is split between cheers, boos, and groans. Two girls break into a fight over Edward/Jacob. They are escorted out of the room*

*The camera shifts back to Keith and Sandra. Keith is laughing. Sandra struggling not to*

SANDRA: Vampires. We can't get enough of them can we?"
KEITH: From Count Dracula to Edward, vampires have been amongst humanity's most popular monsters. They are so popular in fact, that in a break from Harry Potter cannon, PA allows vampires to attend Hogwarts as students.
SANDRA: And the site's most infamous vampire is, by far, Ne'os Emof.
KEITH: But we're not here to discuss Ne'os, are we?
SANDRA: Not just Ne'os. The incredibly controversial pairing of Ne'os Emof and Samantha Burns.
KEITH: *Confused* But...I thought today was the Elima episode...
SANDRA: Keith, what did we say about that?
KEITH: Fine. *crosses arms and pouts*
SANDRA: Back on topic, the ship for today is Ne'os/Samantha. Which we'll shorten into Nemantha.
KEITH: As Sandra said, Nemantha is a...controversial ship. On it's good days.
SANDRA: Ne'os is an often criticized, super powerful kid wizard/vampire, whose loyalties make a ping-pong match look slow.
KEITH: Samantha is a naive, love-prone girl of 14, who has one of, if not the most, insane relationship history on the site.

SANDRA: Together they gave us Nemantha. And boy, was it a wild ride.
KEITH: For newer members who don't know the full history of the pairing, I suggest beelining towards the nearest veteran and demanding the story.
SANDRA: *Whispers* Keith, that's we're here for.

KEITH: Oh. Right.
SANDRA: Ne'os and Sam met at Hogwarts...I think.
KEITH: The beginning of our tale may be a little sketchy, as our writer is too lazy to actually do the research himself.
SANDRA: We'll be as accurate as possible given the limited information, and you can correct us later, k?
KEITH: Anyway, Ne'os and Sam meet. And they love each other.
SANDRA: At first site, after some bickering, it doesn't matter. Ne'os is everything Sam dreamed for when she thought about her future wedding. And Sam is the sunshine and light Ne'os desperately needs in his life.
KEITH: They go out for a while. it gets pretty serious. You know the deal. Anyway, Sam gets it in her head that she needs to become a vampire, for whatever love-drunk reason.
SANDRA: And Ne'os is all angsty. Maybe. It'd be a good guess.
KETH: Anyway, he does it. Sam is a vampire. Yippee.
SANDRA: They then get married.
KEITH: They're not out of school yet guys. Sam is 14. But her friends are nothing but supportive. She's getting married to the guy of her dreams, right?
SANDRA: Wrong. But we'll get to that in a minute.
KEITH: Sam gets pregnant.
SANDRA: Yes. She, a vampire, gets pregnant with babies. From another vampire.
KEITH: Again, our timeline is a tad screwy. She might've been a vampire after giving birth, or whatever. It doesn't make much difference.
SANDRA: This is where it gets really funky. Ne'os goes crazy. Or something along those lines.
KEITH: I mean, he's been evil before, but this really takes the cake.
SANDRA: So Sam, making perhaps the first good decision since she met Ne'os, gives him the boot.
KEITH: Naturally, Ne'os doesn't take that too well.
SANDRA: And that's an understatement. We think...and this is just think, people...that Ne'os screwed up her mind.
KEITH: Basically, he made like, an EVIL Sam. Or whatever. It was awesome.
SANDRA: We're not too sure what happened to evil Sam...
KEITH: *muttering to himself* and she was flying, and speaking in bolded red text like this...
SANDRA: Keith!
KEITH: Sorry.
SANDRA: Keith!!
KEITH: Jeez, spaz much?
SANDRA: At about this time, their relationship falls into tatters. Ne'os is evil, Sam is dating some guy named Varod....
KEITH: I actually believe it was Varod's split personality, called Anti.
SANDRA: What?
KEITH: *Shrugs* I didn't say it made sense...
SANDRA: Anyway, now Sam is dating Keegan, and their relationship...
*She continues, but Keith is touching his ear and nodding*
KEITH: *cutting Sandra off* News flash people! As of the End of Summer Party thread, Sam and Keegan are officially engaged!
SANDRA:....huh?
KEITH: I'm getting mixed reports, but they apparently proposed to each other at about the same time. *Audience awwwwws*
SANDRA: But...but....
KEITH: Let's give 'em a big round of applause! *He and audience clap*
SANDRA: *Enraged* She's 14!
KEITH: *Quietly* 15 now...
SANDRA: Whatever. That concludes our episode for today.
KEITH: Er...Sure. We're leaving the next episode up for vote, so please let us know who you'd like to see! So be sure to tune in next time for...
*Sandra has already stomped off stage*

KEITH: Shipper on deck....

lol

lol that made me laugh reading it. Good job *thumbs up*