What. The. Hell.
Selwyn was late to meet this new coach, because he didn't know there was a new coach. Had anyone owled him about this meeting? Well, yes, but it was Aminia, not unpronounceable-name-man and that was one strike against him.
As Selwyn got closer, he saw the guy had let the practice snitch out of the box. A seeker? Or just someone who thought the snitch was the key to the game? Or maybe it was supposed to be a lesson. Lame.
The guy had a voice on him. Selwyn could already hear him explaining who the hell he was, and how great his tiny little team back on his tiny little island was. If it had been a student, Selwyn would have been eyerolling by now.
"Yeah, but it's school quid, ain't it?" he said. "Staring death in the face sounds way cool, but we're not allowed to do it, are we? I mean, most of us are pretty good fliers. But the house cup gets won on whose parents can fork over the most for a racing broom and which house has the best strategy."