The term "friend" made him laugh more than the present tense, but seeing how she was confused the first time he laughed, he only chuckled mischievously and controlled his laughter this time. "Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody is not my friend, my dear. He is, in fact, dead. Has been for a while now. But I don't think I would have referred to him as a friend back then, no... but he was a worthy and loyal ally. He even taught here for a while... or was supposed to, I don't remember all the details... Wilson's subject... and he was one of the best Aurors that the Ministry ever had'', he explained. The last war he had participated in would have definitely been much easier with Moody on their side, but that was a discussion best left unopened. At least at this moment.
''Well, they're not necessarily illegal... I mean, the potions aren't, really, but some of the ingredients are. It is ironic that you can actually possess a potion, but not the ingredient. So I'd have to go to a licensed store to buy them and have a valid reason to do so... yeah, right'', he flicked his palm as a sign of disgust. ''So yes... as far as you're concerned, I have nothing and you've heard nothing. But, as for the potions... Dragon Tonics are boooooooooring... but I suppose it would be a challenge for you, so I can teach you that, if you'd like. It's a good start, I suppose... before we move on to the more... frisky stuff'', he winked at her in a whimsical manner.
''The Ministry? Helping people?'', he asked with a bewildered expression and then grinned. ''Well, I do suppose they do. Up to a certain degree. I am very sad to have to break your bubble, Moor, but as someone who's had more than his fair share of business with them, I can tell you that they're a bunch of bureaucratic snobs! Well, most of them, at least. The goblins at Gringotts seem like a talkative bunch compared to some of these idiots that I've met'', he explained, but seeing how his sincerity affected the girl, he paused for a moment. It might have been the truth, but he was her professor and despite his nature, he did not want to demoralise her. ''Look, kid, you're bright. A bit clumsy, but you're bright and you're sincere. You're an idealist, and you want to do good. And I really admire that. Don't ever lose that'', he continued, ''but you have to know that... working for the Ministry is a difficult endeavour for idealists. You can fight them off, and you can do good, but whence you'd expect your colleagues to help you and support you while the beasts give you trouble... sometimes, the beasts will be less trouble than the people working in the same overcrowded and overstuffed they'll put you in. And you have to be ready for that. But if you're true to your idealism, I suppose you'll be able to fight them as well.'' He then took his cane and hit her on the back. ''Lighten up, Moor, you'll have the time to frown at the Ministry'', he added.
He listened to her and then grinned. ''Well, aren't you a bright little bulb of light'', he said mischievously. ''It does seem that you'd make a fine essayist one day'', he added. ''Good grief, Moor, I did not ask you whether you knew the spell!'', he then exclaimed. ''Every idiot and their fat aunt knows that you use Reparo to fix something. I was asking you whether you'd be able to fix it?!'', he asked and looked at her, spreading his arms.