Shipper On Deck

I AM DYING.

THIS WAS THE BEST

EVER

I F'ING

LOVE

YOU

It's so beautiful!!

...
Aw. A mention
*tears up*
I was mentioned guys, look at that. *Points and bounces*

Ahhhhhhh

Also.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. KEITHISBACKHOLYMOTHEROFWAITI'MANADMINANDMUSTSETAGOODEXAMPLE HI
*Hyperventilates.*

Glad you all like it. I read them all on a whim and decided that I needed to do another one.

And yes, I am back (kind of sort of). I don't know how much actual Rping I'm going to do, but I'll be kicking it OOC, talking to new guys and writing up SODs. Heck maybe I'll do a couple Keith's Korners, as it would be a shame to ditch the character. Shipper on Deck Keith is fun but not really the same, ya know?

I love you Keith! I'm so happy you're back, and it was EPIC reading about my character as your first one back

The guy who was in the thread as well, Jack Haggard, thought it was AMAZING..

So keep up the good work!

We are soooooooo

SO

SO

Happy you are back!

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEITH.

hi.

Also... LOVE THE MY IMMORTAL REFERENCE.

And Ne'Os' monologue.

*Trumpet music plays. Keith and Sandra appear on screen, both in pajamas, both looking incredibly tired. Keith is holding a cup of coffee, Sandra is desperately trying to smooth her hair and failing miserably*

KEITH: I hate everything.
SANDRA: You're just saying that because you're tired.
KEITH: Bleh.
SANDRA: Anywho. Yes? We're on? Oh, shit, we're on. Keith.
KEITH: Uh, right, I'm Keith? I guess. Hello.
SANDRA: And I'm Sandra. This is a Shipper on Deck special report.
KEITH: Some of you might be saying "what do you mean by a Special Report? We've never had a Special Report before."
SANDRA: To which we say, "yes, because the guy running this is making shit up as he goes and we thought you figured that out already."
KEITH: Anyway, the topic of this Special Report is a certain Telecast.
SANDRA: You might've seen it. It's done by two girls of PA, Jack and Lucifer.
KEITH: Lucifer's not a girl's name.
SANDRA: It's her character, stupid.
KEITH: Character? I have no idea what you mean by character. I am not aware that we are simply characters created by a really bored high schooler and exist only on the internet. No sir.
SANDRA: Keith, calm down, we're going full OOC for this Special Report.
KEITH: Seriously? Amen to that. This whole quasi-meta thing was really pissing me off.
SANDRA: You and everybody else. Anyway, don't get too comfortable, we're back to straddling the fourth wall next episode.
KEITH: Nuts.
SANDRA: Quite. But we're off topic.
KEITH: The telecast. We haven't actually seen it yet. Should we watch it?
SANDRA: Considering we're doing a show about it, probably, yes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBMAg0dObK8&feature=youtu.be

KEITH: Holy shit.
SANDRA: We are so screwed.
KEITH: How do we compete with that?
SANDRA: They have an actual camera!
KEITH: And notecards! Did you see those notecards? High quality shit right there!
SANDRA: Ok. Hold on. Deep breaths. We just need to calm down. We cater to completely different audiences. We do Shipping. They do everything but Shipping.
KEITH: No, they do Shipping too.
SANDRA: What? Oh Christ I forgot about that.
KEITH: They're muscling in on our turf San-dawg.
SANDRA: They even mentioned us! My god they're coming after us specifically. They want to drive us off the air.
KEITH: They have a video! A real video, not like, the transcript of one. And cute girls! Really cute girls! We don't have cute girls!
SANDRA: Hey...
KEITH: Oh please now is not the time to get all jealous on me. You don't even actually exist for God's sake! Look at them! They exist. They exist so damn much.
SANDRA: It's true.
KEITH: And you know the worst part? The video itself is pretty well put together.
SANDRA: Pretty well put together? It's fantastic! It's focused! It's entertaining! It's 15 minutes of talk about Potters Army!
KEITH: God, people are going to completely forget about us! It's like...the Michael Phelps to our Ryan Lochte!
SANDRA: The Modern Family to our every other show on television!
KEITH: And it's informative. It actually catches people up on what's going on.
SANDRA: I know! Usually we ignore information in favor of shitty jokes.
KEITH: Usually? We do that all the time. It's basically the premise of our soon to be cancelled show.
SANDRA: If they keep producing this thing we could see total network failure.
KEITH: Eh, we're pretty much doomed either way. It's like, they do everything we do, except you know, better, and other stuff too.
SANDRA: *sighs*
KEITH: *sighs*
SANDRA: Well, you know, we could always...continue on.
KEITH: Maybe we could get advertising space on their show.
SANDRA: Pity views!
KEITH: Sounds like a plan.
SANDRA: *Coughs* Anyway. To more serious buisness, we have two things we want to talk about here.
KEITH: One, the departure of Amelia Lyons, which we just now learned about from the Telecast.
SANDRA: Amelia was a dedicated, intelligent, fantastic RPer and it is truly a shame to see her go. Amelia, get that degree, become a doctor or a surgeon or a nurse or what have you and make those big bucks. You deserve it.
KEITH: You were one of the first members to RP seriously with me and you were just amazing.
SANDRA: As for the second thing...
KEITH: The destruction of Tiers.
SANDRA: It was a good decision, but it's...
KEITH: It's always hard to see your idea get unimplemented.
SANDRA: Yeah, Tiers were our idea, what's up?
KEITH: High five. *They high five*
SANDRA: Anyway, it's probably not needed anymore, so good call in removing it admins.
KEITH: So, uh, that it?
SANDRA: Yup.
KEITH: Right. I'm Keith...
SANDRA: And I'm Sandra. And this is the soon to be cancelled...
BOTH: Shipper on deck...whoo-hoo....
KEITH: I hate everything
SANDRA: Me too.

Awww, we still love you Shipper on Deck!!!! Don't be upset!

asdfghjkl I love you Keith!

metanarrative will never get old.