The Life And Lies Of Albus Severus Potter (shipper)

Oh look guys, its my ancient, super weird shipper! Since they're all in fashion nowadays, would people care to help me update this, pretty please?

Name : Teddy Lupin
Relationship : Estranged family.
Description : Teddy's not sure what happened. Before Ginny died, he liked to think he was sort of the man of the house. But Albus was always independent, and James was too busy for the rest of them. Teddy felt more and more like an imposter and now he never even sees the people he grew up calling siblings.
Quote : "You've seen Albus? Oh. Okay. No, um, no thank you I don't want to leave a quote could you just... tell him to owl me? Thanks.

Name : Lily Luna Potter
Relationship : Brother.
Description : Lily used to think she and Albus were birds of a feather. Thought that maybe they could be the two Potters to get out alive. Seems he can't be bothered.
Quote : "No comment."

Name : Kip Parsons
Relationship : Peers
Description : Kip and Albus like the way the other things. They've never met. Isn't that cute.
Quote : "Prince knows what he's talking about."

Name : Jack Dyllan
Relationship : In the weirdest way, best frickin' friends, eventual enemies, and star-crossed losers
Description : Albus is the only one who knows that Jack Dyllan does, in fact, shake.
Quote : "Okay, so... someone told me once that having a heavy heart meant that it- it's a dumb, I hate metaphors, okay! It's just... I get it." Whatever.

OR ALTERNATELY-

"Salads are stupid."

Name: Selwyn Thorfinn
Relationship: Housemate
Description: Selwyn was too cool to talk to the likes of Albus.
Quote: "Let's just say he doesn't take after his father. I don't remember him doing anything noteworthy, like, ever."

Updated guys, thank you