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Post by Guest Tue May 11, 2010 12:20 am

Alright, ever since Matt's death-by-skittle joke, I haven't been able to stop
thinking up funny ways to die, soooo, I want to hear what epic ways to
die you people think up, simply becuase I'm a childish fool. End of story.
Now get on with the funny. Cool


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Post by Guest Tue May 11, 2010 12:37 am

Facepalm
Oh well, don't knock it till you try it eh?
ONE FUNNY WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
Watching 1000 ways to die xD
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Post by Guest Tue May 11, 2010 6:33 am

Wink Yees, I have problems, get used to it.
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Post by Andrew Thompson Mon Jun 28, 2010 8:17 am

O.O I've heard of the skittle death...i was eating some skittles too EW
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Post by James Wake Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:23 am

A COUPLE OF FUNNY WAYS TO DIE WOULD BE
Death by squirrel stampede
Death by accidental lazer blast (which missed the moon by 90 degrees)
Death by microwave (hey, if it happens to computers, maybe it'll work on humans)
Death by Claptrap (Borderlands anybody?)
Death by debeaked Headcrab ("Bad Lamarr!")
Death by one-use pistol ("Wait, why's the trigger turned the other way?")
Death by WoW (Sorry, it just cracks me up every time it happens)
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Post by Andrew Thompson Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:25 am

Death by claptrap would be awesome. I have yet to see the intergalatic ninja assassin in action!
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Post by James Wake Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:32 am

I know. But sometimes I wonder... what if death by Claptrap ended up being like death by R2D2?

Dude... that'd be cheap.
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Post by Andrew Thompson Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:33 am

Lol but claptrap would probably annoy u to death while trying to karate chop you haha
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Post by James Wake Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:37 am

ONE EPIC WAY TO DIE WOULD BE
Running to save the girl you've always loved, only to be run over "accidentally" by her dad. After she turns you down on Facebook.
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Post by Andrew Thompson Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:40 am

ONE EPIC WAY TO DIE:

Getting hit by a plane after jumping out of another plane then landing in a pillow factory.
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